- Write letter appealing public transport fine. Try to avoid using the word "Arsehole" when describing fine nazi's clever tactics.
- Give it up already and cancel gym membership. Last month's membership worked out at around $1.24 a MINUTE.
- Substitute herbal tea for coffee.
- Practice looking happy and excited for when you have to persuade co-workers how much fun the work weekend away will be.
- Bribe co-workers who were sober enough to remember last work weekend away.
Make science
One out of six ain't bad.
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